Chuckle 2705
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

Note: Since we will be staying over night in Eugene
tonight there will not be a chuckle on Thursday! Sorry!!

~Men & Pain~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and A Couple of Ideas to Keep You Out Of Trouble!

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
amazing new high-tech machine that could would use radio waves
to transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father.

He asked if they were interested. Both said they were very much in
favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that t labor
was a very intense experience and that even 10% was probably more pain
than the father could possibly handle. But as the labor progressed, the
husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick up the pain
transfer machine a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel
quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife
considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain
to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain and the husband
had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home they found the mailman dead on the porch!

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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A Couple of Ideas to Keep You Out Of Trouble! from Bev.

22. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

23. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

24. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


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