Chuckle 2710

Chuckle 2710
(Mac M of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Endearing Terms~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Clothesline Rules.)

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend’s home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, 'I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names'.

The elderly lady slowly shook her head. 'I have to tell you the truth,' she said, 'his name slipped my mind about 5 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old asshole what his name is.'

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(Maxine from my own collection.)
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“Rules for Clotheslines” from Phyllis of Pasadena

1. You had to wash the clothes line before hanging any clothes - walk the entire lengths of each line with a damp cloth around the lines.

2. You had to hang the clothes in a certain order, and always hang "whites" with "whites," and hang them first.
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