Chuckle 2723

Chuckle 2723
(Bill P of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~A Must Read for Grandparents~(Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Top Ten Complaints From Dogs.)

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

'Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?' The little boy nodded 'yes'. 'So,' the coach continued, 'I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head, dickhead or asshole. Do you understand all that?' The little boy nodded 'yes' again. He continued, 'And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach "a dumb ass or shithead" is it?' The little boy shook his head 'NO'. 'GOOD', said the coach.. 'Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother!'
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Today in History Click
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Word for the day Click
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For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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~Top Ten Complaints from Dogs ~

‘5’ Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

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‘6’ The slight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment
for the top of the food chain!


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