Chuckle 2720

Chuckle 2720
(Stevan S of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~Darn Women Drivers~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds... to continue shaving... and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much, I dropped my electric shaver which
knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car

using my knees against the steering wheel, It knocked my Cell
Phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs!

Splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the darn phone,
soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.



Darn Women Drivers!
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(Maxine from my own collection.)




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TOP TEN COMPLAINTS FROM DOGS

'3' Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.

Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

'4' Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!