Chuckle 2719

Chuckle 2719
(Bill P of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Never underestimate women. ~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they had grown to despise each other. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, ‘When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'

Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced magic, because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. Afterward, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink, smiled, and said, “Let him dig. I had him buried upside down. And you know men … they won't ever ask for directions.”

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Find the six differences, answers below)