Chuckle 2715

Chuckle 2715
(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

Yorkshire Terrier
~British Humor!~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!



FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Statement of the Century Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker..

Billy Connolly - "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)






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(Find the six differences, answers below)