Chuckle 2711
(Charlie M of Tecumseh OK gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~How DRY Is It in Oklahoma???~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A buddy out of McAlester said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.

A man in Lawton said the chicken farmers were giving the chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

In Ada, they caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it!

But just this week, in Okmulgee, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

It's so dry in Oklahoma that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

Now that’s Dry!!!

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Find the six differences, answers below)