Chuckle 2712

Chuckle 2712
(Linda M of Eugene OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~First Job~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Clothesline Rules.)

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom - I'll show you how”.

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(Maxine from my own collection.)
(Things you would like to say.)



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(Clothesline Rules.) From Phyllis in Pasadena.


3. You never hung a shirt by the shoulders - always by the tail! What would the neighbors think?

4. Wash day on a Monday!. .. .. Never hang clothes on the weekend, or Sunday, for Heaven's sake!

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