Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Chuckle 2728

Chuckle 2728
(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Male Sensitivity~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The
class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women
how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary
help and assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking
is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will
make delivery that much easier.

Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface
like grass or a path."

She looked at the men in the room, "Gentlemen, remember
-- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking
with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

After a few moments, a man named Chris at the back of the room slowly
raised his hand.

"Yes," said the instructor.

"I was just wondering, would it be all right if she carries a golf bag while we
walk?"

This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Find the six differences, answers below)










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