Chuckle 2731

Chuckle 2731
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

~Two Short Chuckles~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and (Observations on aging; from Bev.)

~WOMEN'S ASS SIZE STUDY~

There is a new study about women and how they feel about their asses.

The results were pretty interesting. 30% think their ass is too fat.
10% of women think their ass is too skinny.

The remaining 60% of women say they don’t care, they love him,
he's a good man and they wouldn’t trade him for the world!
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~Husband Down on aisle 4~ (Second time around)



A husband and wife are shopping in their local Target.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you're doing?” Asks the wife.
“They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans” he replies.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them” demands the wife, and so they carry on
shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the basket. “What do you think you're doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: “So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.”

He never knew what hit him.
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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine from my own collection.)



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(Some observations on aging; from Bev.)

~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are perfect!

~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better!