Chuckle 2729

Chuckle 2729
(Elva B of Coldwell ID gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~North Carolina~(Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Top Ten Complaints From Dogs.)

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.



The man replied, "I got a flat tahr."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither."

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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TOP TEN COMPLAINTS FROM DOGS

Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

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Every dog has his day.
A dog always offers unconditional love.
Cats have to think about IT!

This is the last of this series!