Chuckle 2736

Chuckle 2736
(Nancy S of Sheridan WY gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~Always Wear Your Glasses. ~ (Second time around)

(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested that I go to the senior center to hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.


She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 70 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her my membership card..

She said, "For heaven's sake, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week! Life as a senior citizen is not easy.

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Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history

Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine from my own collection.)


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(Find the six differences, answers below)