Chuckle 2768

(Chuckle 2768)
(Nicky H of Florence OR gets today's Chuckle thanks.)


~Dining Out~ (Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and 6 differences.)

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "that is my mistress."

The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."

"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Infiniti or Lexus in the garage, and no more Country Club. But, the decision is yours."

Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with Jim?” she asks.

"That's his mistress," replies her husband

"Ours is prettier," says the wife.

This email was cleaned by email Stripper, available for free from http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm

____________________________________________________

Today in History Click
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/history


Word for the day Click
http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/


For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

________________________________________________________



(Maxine from my own collection.)



____________________________________________________

(Find the six differences, answers below)