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(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today's Chuckle thanks.)

Bait


~Texas Hunting Laws~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Tech Support)

A Coloradan and a Texan were hunting in the Hill Country
when an illegal alien runs across the field.

The Texan takes careful aim, shoots, and kills him.

"You can't do that!" cried the Coloradan.

"No, no, it's legal here in Texas" replies the Texan.

Later that night the Coloradan goes and buys some beer
and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door.

Just then an illegal alien runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away.

The Coloradan thinks "No problem" draws his pistol, shoots,
and kills him.

As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.

"But I thought it was legal to shoot illegal aliens here in Texas!"
protests the Coloradan.

"Well yeah," says the cop; "but man, you can't use bait!"

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(Tech Support: From Nicky H of Florence OR.)


This ought to make you feel better about your computer skills!

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one...

Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?

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A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.

Tech support: Are you running it under windows?

Customer: 'No, my desk is next to the door, but that is a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.'