Chuckle 3031

(Chuckle 3031)

(George H of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks)
Chuckle 321 Sent out in May of 2004

~ Jumping on the Bed~ (Also: Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, Maxine, and Smile Awhile)

A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 56 year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

Word for the day Click

http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/

For today's Horoscope click
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
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(Maxine Cartoon)

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(Smile awhile comes from Chet and Phyllis
in Pasadena CA)