Chuckle 3174

Chuckle 3174

(Keith K of F of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

 

~Children's Sermon~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today's 

horoscope, Maxine and Women, wives and marriage )

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the
Sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the
Resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him
and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that
lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."

It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough

for the service to continue.

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(Today in History Click)

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

(Maxine)

Women, wives and marriage from Keith K;

My wife and I were happy for twenty years.

Then we met.       ---Henny Youngman---