Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3193

Chuckle 3193

(Phyllis and Chet of Pasadena CA get today’s chuckle thanks.)

~OLD TIMER'S HOSPITAL STAY~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences,)

I am a sick old man.
I was sick and in the hospital.
There was one nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
'And how are we doing this morning',
Or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry ?'
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day, at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bed side stand.
Later, I was given a urine bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went !
The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. 'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, 'Well, I'll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
The nurse fainted..........
I just smiled

DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE!!

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