Chuckle 3184

Chuckle 3184

(Keith K of Florence OR gets todays chuckle thanks.)

~Hookers Union~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Women, wives and marriage)

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $60 and the girls get $40," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.

"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.  Then she gestured to a 72-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 40 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next."

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Women, wives and marriage from Keith K;

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