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(Rick R in Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Did You Hear About the 'Lawyer's Accident'? ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences)

 A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus.  The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn’t more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically.  His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again. 

 After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." 

  "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

   The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!" 

 "My God!" screamed the lawyer. 

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

(Maxine)

Find the six differences.