Chuckle 3183

Chuckle 3183

(Phyllis in Pasadena CA gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~Dad’s not Home~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences,  )

 A farmer drove  to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.

A boy, about 9,  opened the door.

"Is your dad or  mom home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town" said the boy.

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" asked the farmer.

"No, he went with Mom and Dad" the boy answered.

The farmer stood there mumbling to himself for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other.

 "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one,
.....or I can give Dad a message" said the boy.

 "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad.

It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

 The boy thought for a moment...

"You would have to talk to Dad about that.

I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig,

......but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

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(Today in History Click)
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(Maxine)

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Find the six differences.