Chuckle 3182

Chuckle 3182 --- It’s time to change your clock again. Spring forward!!---

(Rich and Flo C. of Yuma AZ get today’s chuckle thanks.)

Jaguar XKR Sport.

~The Rich Blonde's Jaguar~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today's horoscope, Maxine and Women, wives and marriage).

Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all.

After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealers and they send out a technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he turns to the blonde and asks: "Ma'am, are you sure you are using the right gears?"

Full of anger, the blonde replies: "You fool, you idiot, how on earth you could ask such a question? I'm not stupid you know!

Of course I am using the right gears; I use D during the day and N at night."

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Women, wives and marriage from Keith K;

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

---Sacha Guitry---