Chuckle 3178

Chuckle 3178 Classic

Chuckle 103 (Sent out in Sept. 2003)

(This chuckle was sent to us by Carrie M of Sacramento CA. Thanks Carrie!)

~Cherokee Chief's Opinion~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine, and Women, wives and marriage)

  The old Cherokee chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking the ceremonial pipe, eyeing the US government officials sent to interview him.

  "Chief Two Eagles," one official began, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You have observed his wars and his material wealth. You have seen his progress and the damage he has done."

  The Chief nodded that it was so.

The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

  The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute, and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were running it..No taxes.. No debt.. Plenty buffalo... Plenty beaver.....Women did all the work.... Medicine man free..... Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing, all night making love to the women."

  The Chief leaned back and smiled, "White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that?"

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(Maxine)

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Women, wives and marriage from Keith K;

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.

They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

---Rodney Dangerfield---