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Chuckle 255 (sent out in Feb 2004)

(Thanks for today’s chuckle go to Rick in Surrey, BC)

~Little Johnny’s Heart~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Women, wives and marriage 

   Little Johnny was attending his first day of school. The teacher advised the class to start the day with the pledge of allegiance, and instructed them to put their right hands over their hearts and repeat after him.

He looked around the room as he started the recitation,

"I pledge allegiance to the flag..." When his eyes fell upon Little Johnny, he noticed his hand over the right cheek of his buttocks.

"Little Johnny, I will not continue until you put your hand over your heart."

 Little Johnny replied, "It is over my heart."

After several attempts to get Little Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked, "Why do you think that is your heart?"

"Because every time my Grandma comes to visit, she picks me up, pats me here, and says, 'Bless your little heart,' and my Grandma wouldn't lie!"

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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-This is the last of this series-

Women, wives and marriage from Keith K;

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

---Anonymous--- ( I wouldn’t claim it either) Jerry

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