Chuckle 3194

Chuckle 3194
(Keith K of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~Mother Angelica~ (Second time around)  (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Retirement Health Philosophy)

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways.

She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers;

She put her sandwich in a brown bag and walked over to the spot where the men were eating.

Sporting a big smile, she walked up to the group and asked: "And do you men know Jesus Christ?"

They shook their heads and looked at each other very confused..

One of the workers looked up into the steelworks and yelled out, "Anybody up there know Jesus Christ?"

One of the steelworkers yelled down, "Why?"

The worker yelled back, “Cause his mom's here with his lunch."

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RETIREMENT HEALTH PHILOSOPHY from Bev L in Mt. Vernon WA

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I decided that it's the tortoise life for me!

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise?  I don't think so.

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.