Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3195

Chuckle 3195 (Classic)

Chuckle 113 (sent out Oct. 2003)

(Dean and Dee of Florence OR sent this chuckle,

thanks go two both of you!)

~Texas Cowboy Airborne:~(Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences,)

A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a flight to Texas.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

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