Chuckle 3208

Chuckle 3208
Chuckle 257 (sent out in Mar. 2004)

(Jayne C of Clearlake CA gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~The Pet Shop:~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and  Retirement Health Philosophy)

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little voice:

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"

And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that  he's on her level, and asks:

"Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy black wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle brown wabby over there?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet sweet voice:..

I don't think my Boa Constwicta weally gives a thit..

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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(Maxine)

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RETIREMENT HEALTH PHILOSOPHY from Bev L in Mt. Vernon WA

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.