Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3203

Chuckle 3203 Classic

Chuckle 133 (sent out in Oct. 2003)

(Thanks go to Sandy Jackson of Florence OR. for this chuckle.)

~Milk Bath:~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and

Find the 6 differences,)

A blond heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons instead?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I am going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."
The milkman said, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it in my eyes."

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