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Billy
Joe and Earlene
~Vacation
Time~ (Also; Today in History, Word for the Day, Today’s Horoscope, and Maxine,
Billy
Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya
know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a
little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got
pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got
pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get
pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this
year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene
with me!"
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Moe:
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