Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3196

Chuckle 3196 Classic
Chuckle 143 (Sent out in Nov.2003)
(John and Jayne of? gets todays chuckle thanks.)

~Better Than a Flu Shot: ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences,)

When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him, and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" (Pointing to the bowl).
"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know...

I haven't had a cold all winter!!”

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(Another shorty from Rick of Surrey BC.)

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"
The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

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