Chuckle 3206

(Gary B of La Habra CA gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~Tonsils vs. Circumcision~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Retirement Health Philosophy)

Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule.

The older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?"

The second boy says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."

The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second boy then asks, "What are you going in for?"

The first boy says, "Circumcision."

"Whoa!" the smaller boy replies. "Good luck, buddy.  I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

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Retirement Health Philosophy from Bev L in Mt. Vernon WA

Now that I'm older here's what I've discovered:

8. Some days, you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.