Saturday, April 06, 2013

Chuckle 3205

Chuckle 3205
(Charlie M of Bradenton FL gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~Lie Detector Robot~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Find the 6 differences)
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork. “
The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies.”
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?”
Son says, "Toy Story.”
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn.”
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was“
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son. “ The robot slaps the mother. Robot for sale!!

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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