A
young farm couple, Ole and Lena, got married and just couldn't
seem to get
enough lovin'. In the morning, before Ole left the house
for the
fields, they made love. When Ole came back from the fields,
they made
love. And again at bedtime, they made love.
The
problem was their "nooner", it took Ole a half hour to travel
home
and another half hour to return to the fields and he just wasn't
getting
enough work done. Finally Ole asked the town doctor what to
do.
Ole,"
said the doctor, "just take your rifle out to the field with you and
when you're in the mood, fire off a shot into the air.
That
will be Lena’s signal to come out to you. Then you won't lose
and
field time."
They
tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while. Ole came
back to
the doctor's office.
"What's
wrong?" asked the Doc. "Didn't my idea work?"
"Oh'
it vorked real good." said Ole. "vhenever I vas in DA mood,
I fired off a shot like you said and Lena, she'd come a-runnin'.
Ve'd
find a secluded place, make love, and den she'd go back
home again."
"Good,
Ole. So what's the problem?" asked the Doc.
"I
ain't seen her since huntin' season started."
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(Maxine)
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