Chuckle 3301

Chuckle 3301 Classic

(George H of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

Chuckle 442 (sent out in Sept 2004)

~ Dr. Hook? ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and

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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

"Well, ok, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them S*#t in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from some bird S*%t."

"It was my first day with the hook."

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