Chuckle 3302

Chuckle 3302

(Keith K of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks.)

~Lost in Wal-Mart~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Signs from Keith)

Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.   The old guy says to the young guy,  "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."  

 The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too...I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

 The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her... what does she look like?"

 The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom...wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.  What does your wife look like?'

 To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."

 

(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

 

(Maxine)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Signs from Keith of Florence OR

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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