Chuckle 3361

Chuckle 3361
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

 

 

~The Bacon Tree ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.  Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved!  Ees a bacon tree!"

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage?  We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of  a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree.  He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.  Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath....

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe... ees not a bacon tree.  Ees....


Ees.....

Ees....



Ees....
 
Ees...


Ees....
 
 
Ees..... A ham bush...

 

 

(Today in History Click)
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http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

 

 

 

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Herman