Chuckle 3625

Chuckle 3625

Coming up is my 66^th High school reunion down in Carpinteria CA  this week end  which I plan to attend; So no more Chuckles until next Tues.

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

A Texan walked into a barbershop, sat on the barber's chair and said,

"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." 

 The barber (using a straight razor by the way) began to lather his face, while a woman with the most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen, knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
   The Texan said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."
  She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that."
  The Texan said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
  
  She said, "You tell him, he is the one shaving you.”
  
   

 

 

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