Chuckle 3635
Chuckle 3635
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA)
~Atheist in the Woods~ (Plus: today
in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards
him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his
shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even
closer.
He tripped and fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right
on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his
right paw to strike him....
At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?
The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?
An atheist was walking through the woods.
'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the
bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards
him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his
shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even
closer.
He tripped and fell on the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right
on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his
right paw to strike him....
At that instant the Atheist cried out,
'Oh my God!'
Time Stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.' 'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?
The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?
'Very well,' said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds
of the forest resumed. And the
bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his
head and spoke:
'For what I am about to receive, may the Lord make me truly
thankful, Amen.' .
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bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his
head and spoke:
'For what I am about to receive, may the Lord make me truly
thankful, Amen.' .
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(Today
in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day
(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/
Maxine
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Herman
posted by Mr Chuckles @ 8:17 AM
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