Chuckle 3626

Chuckle 3626
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Rick and Ann of Surrey BC)

~After the Honeymoon~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.

His wife was standing there watching him.

After a long period of silence she finally speaks.  "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married, I think it's time you quit golfing.  Maybe you should sell your golf clubs."

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”There for a minute, you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't! “

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