Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3750 Classic

Chuckle 3750 Classic
Chuckle 284 (Sent out in March 2004)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Rich W of Avila Beach CA)

~A Philosophical Question: ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

   A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is
the difference between potentially and realistically?"

  The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your
mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars, and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that."

   So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with
Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of
course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house
and send you kids to a great college!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I
LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could buy?"

The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad..
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on top of
three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two sluts
and a queer."

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