Chuckle 3755

Chuckle 3755
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~The Pearly Gates~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Saint Peter is sitting at the Gates when two guys from Ferguson arrive wearing dark hoodies, and sagging pants.

St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here, I'll be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says,

"Well, they're gone."

"The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.

"No. The Pearly Gates."

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Maxine

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Herman