Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3763 Classic

Chuckle 3763 Classic 2-15

Chuckle 287 (Sent out in April 2004)

(Jayne of Florence OR sent us this group of Will Roger’s sayings. The 1st half today and the other half tomorrow.) Thanks Jayne!)

~Saying by Will Rogers~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

Will Rogers, who died in a plane crash with Wylie Post in 1935, was probably the greatest political sage this country has ever known. Enjoy the following:

1.      Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2.      Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3.      There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
4.      Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5.      Always drink upstream from the herd.
6.      If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7.      The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it
back in your pocket.
8.      There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the
electric fence and find out for themselves.
9.      Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
10.     If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there.
11.     Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it
back.
12.     After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

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