Chuckle 3758

Chuckle 3758 2-10
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nancy V of Florence OR)

~"Strip down, facing me."~ (Second time around) (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

Well, I finally got my Concealed Weapons Permit Yesterday, and went over to Cabela's to get a small 9mm for home protection. When I was ready to pay for the gun and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader!

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.

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