Chuckle 3770

Chuckle 3770
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Library~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and
6 diff”s)

A man was looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"
         
The girl replied, in a loud voice  "NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"

All the people in the library started staring at the man, who was deeply embarrassed, and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the man's table and said with a laugh: "I
study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking; I bet you felt embarrassed, right?"

The man responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? ... I`M NOT PAYING YOU THAT MUCH!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.

The man whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people".

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 (Today in History Click)
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Maxine

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