Chuckle 3766

Chuckle 3766
(Today’s Chuckle thank go to Keith K of Florence OR)

~40 Years of Marriage~(Second time around)(Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment:   'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a  wife 30  years younger than me.'

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.!

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...

The husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:  Men who are ungrateful idiots should remember that fairies are female . . .

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