Chuckle 3767

Chuckle 3767
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Mac M of Florence OR)

~Hello Toes ~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

An old retired engineer fella John was celebrating 75 years on this earth. He spoke to his toes. "Hello toes.", he said. "How are you? You know, you are 75 today. Oh the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday toes!"

"Hello, knees.", he continued. "How are you? You know you're 75 today.. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees."

Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello Willie! You little Prick. Just think. If you were alive today . . . You'd be 75

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