Chuckle 3791

Chuckle 3791
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR)

 ~When Love Fades~   (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and Herman)             

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV.
When I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen ask...

"What would you like for dinner, my love?  Chicken, Beef or Lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, dear, I think I'll have chicken."

She replied, "You're having soup, a--hole.  I was talking to the cat."

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Maxine

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Herman