Chuckle 3796

Chuckle 3796
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Nicky H of Florence OR.)

~Home Security~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

I've disconnected my home alarm system and de-registered from the Neighborhood Watch.

I've got two Pakistani flags raised in the front yard, one at each corner, and the black flag of ISIS in the center.

The local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

I've never felt safer and I'm saving $49.95 a month.

 

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 (Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/8404539/

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Maxine

 

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s;