Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3862

Chuckle 3862
(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Ron J of Florence OR)

~Amazing, Simple Home Remedies:~(Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by going next door.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You need only two tools in life - wd40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

Thought for the day:

Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when they're pushed down the stairs.

Some additional advice: never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night.

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Maxine