Mr Chuckles: Chuckle 3874

Chuckle 3874 Classic
~Chuckle 1~ (Sent out in May 2003)

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Weldon F of Sacramento CA)

~First Day~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

It was the first day of school and the teacher thought she'd get
to know the kids by asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living.

The first little girl said, "My name is Mary and my daddy is a postman."
The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and my Dad is a mechanic."

It was then little Johnny's turn and he said, "My name is Johnny
and my father is a striptease dancer in a cabaret for gay men."

The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but later, in the school
yard, the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really
true that his Dad dances nude in a gay bar.

Little Johnny blushed and said, "No, he's really a guitar player
for the Dixie Chicks, but I was too embarrassed to say so."

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