Chuckle 3870 Classic

Chuckle 3870 Classic
Chuckle 466 (sent out in Oct 2004)
(George H in Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~The Miracle of Toilet Paper~ (Plus: today in history, word for the day, todays horoscope, Maxine and 6 diff’s)

   Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replied. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" I asked him. Without missing a beat he said "Worked for your butt, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again.

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Maxine

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